I LOVE ONE DIRECTION!
Larry Stylinson is real.
Haters gonna hate.
potatoes gunna potate.
LETS DO THIS POO!
May the odds be ever in your favor.
Unicorns are real!
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Im just a strange person in a strange world.
If u r whut u eat does that mean Voldemort is a unicorn?
I like carrots.
Is he a mermaid?
Tomatoes gonna tomate.
Harry Potter is sliding down a hill. lol J.K. Rowling
R u mad cuz i got swag?
I am awkward... No, really.
Simple yet effective.
Get out of my kitchen!
Harry Styles, will you marry me:
Breathe for yes and lick your elbows for no.
My mind is the best place in da world.
Dracula is vampire.
Edward Cullen is a fairy.
He sees when your sleeping,
He knows when your awake,
His name is Edward Cullen,
So get prepared to be raped!
Y.O.L.O= You obvioulsy love oreos.
Remeber Patrick. Flatter the costumer.
*Patrick knocks on door*
I LOVE YOU
Wow. Somebody needs a happy meal...